Hmesha Apni Pasnd k raste
pr Chalo,
Apne alfaz me bat kro
Srf wo kro jo dil kahe
Or phr dekhna 1 din sari
dunya kahegi
"Begrat hai kisi
ki nhi sunta,,,,
hahahaha=...
(wazifa)
Agr App Chahty Hn K App
Ka Ghr Pak ho jae
Ghr Me Farishty Aen,
Ghr Me Brket Ho,Ghr Se
Preshani khtm hojae,
To?
Plz App Ghr Se Nikal Jaen.
Shukriya ...
Golden Words By Hitler:
"If u can't Fly,Run.
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If u can't Run Walk.
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If u can't Walk, Crawl but
.
Keep Moving ..
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Sardar: O te theek aa par
jana Kithay way?
...
Admi to bijli :
apne karam ki kr adayen krdy
idhr b tu nigahen.sun rahi hy na
tu ro raha hn me
bijli :
bhula dyna mje hy alvida tuje
jeena hy mere bina
!
!
!
O teri kher bijli ne b ashqui 2
dekh li :...
Its puzzle game 4u
Abu ne baji ko kha chai na
banao or muje kaha sir me
thora s pain hy wesy hamare
gr kam kerny k liye kam kerny
k liye kam wali 2 bai hen
Mere czn ne kha faraz 1 gl...
Pathan ko rozy me boht sakht
pyaas lagi thi.
.
Pas betha admi pani pee raha
tha
.
Pathan Dua Kerte Ghussay se
Asmaan Ki taraf dekh Ker bola:
.
Ya Khuda agar is admi ko Hum
ne Jannat me dekha to Hmare
Hathon iska Khaer Nahi...
Pathan:
Hamara shadi krwao
Bap:
Kis k Sath?
Pathan:
Dadi K Sath
Baap:
Kute K Bacha,Wo Hamara
Maa Hy
Pathan:
To tm ne Hamara Maa K Sath
Shadi Ku Kia
hum badla le ga
:p :D...
Hey Firendzz
There are two links for downloading quran majjed
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If you face any problem about downloading links
you can report me via comment box r on my email......
1 Panjabi Or 1Pathan
Chacolate Store me gaye
Panjabi Ne 5 Chacolate Chori
Kr K Jaib me rakh Li Or Bhar
A gya.
Or Pathan Say
Bola:
Tum na hath ki Safai dekhi?
Pathan:
Ye to Kuch b Nai Ao&nbs...
Teacher:
1876 Ko Kia hua tha?
Pthan:
Nhi Pata
Teacher:Stupid
Quaid-e-Azam
Peda Hue Thy
1880 Ko Kia Hua
tha?
Pthan:
MashAllha!
Qaid-e-Azam 4 Sal
Ka Ho Gya Tha.....
"Winter Magic"
1 glas Me Thnda Pani Lain
or
Usy Apny Qreb Bethy Shaks
Pe Dal Den.
Wo Thnda Pani Usay Garm
Krdega or
Wo Uth Kr Apko Thnda
Kr dega.
Must Try....
Ek Indian ek SiaLKOTi se:
Kutton aur Pakistnio main
kia farq hy...?
SIALKOti replyed: border ka...=D
hahahaha...=D
Loooo dasso SIALK0Tian naal
jugtaan?...=...
Hazrat Ali Farmaty rmatay hain k:
"Pareshani"
Khamosh honay se kam...
Sabr karne se khatam...
Or
Shukar karne se khushi men
badal jati hai...
Assalam-0-Alaikum...
SUbha Bakhair...
|Mohabbat her insan ko|
|azmati hai kisi se rooth jate|
|hai kisi per muskurati hai|
|Mohabbat khel hai asea kisi|
|ka kuch nahi jata or kisi ke|
|jaan jati hai.........
%GHAZAL%
Khobsorat wadon ko tor dia
us ne
Mujy yaad rakhna ab chor dia
us ne
Bohat kia krty thy wafa ki
beating
Lgta hai mere bin jeena sikh
lia us ne
Usko zamane se fursat nahi
Ab to haal pochna b chor dia
us ne......
Ghazal
Akele chand ko takna to
mujh ko yaad kar lena...kisi
bhi baat pe hansna to mujh
ko yaad kar lena...Bohat se
kam aise hain jinhein karna
zarori hai...Zarori kaam ko
karna to mujh ko yaad kar
lena...Mohabbat woh
haqeqt hai jise badla na
jaye gaa...kitab-e-ishq ko
parhna to mujh ko yaad kar
lena...Mere piyar ki
khushboo tmhain kagaz se
aye gi...Ksi ko shair jo likhna
to mujko yaad kr lena.......
Bas ab EID k kapron ki fikar
lagi hogi tumhe
A dost
Chapal ka intizam to
jummah ki namaaz mein
kar lya ho ga.=D
(',')oye hoye
<()>aerosoft,@=D
''PASHA...
"Meri MUHABBAT Be-Zabaan
Hoti Rahi..,
Dil Ki "Dhrkan Apna
"Wajood Khoti Rahi,
"Koi Nhi Aaya Mere "Dukh
Mein Qareeb,?
Aik ''BARISH Hi Thi Jo "Sath
"Roti Rahi.....
Ek din Jab meri sans band ho
jayegi
Mat sochna ki chahat Kam
ho jayegi
Fak sirf itna hoga Aaj hum
aapko yaad Karte
hain
Kal meri yaad aapko
rulayegi......
| Na Jaane Kyun Apno Ne Mou Mor Liya |
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| Kis Tarah Pher Hum Se Rishta Torr Liya |
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| Kia Itna Dil Dukha Dia Main Ne Aapka |
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| Jo Dheeray Dheeray Se baat krna Bhi Chhorr Dia :-( |
...
Sardar ki Biwi Ka rang kala tha...
Biwi ne Red_Colour ki saarhi pehni aur Sardar se pucha,
Ma!n kesi lag rahi hoon.????
Sardar:
muskuraty huwy ,"CHRIS GAYLE'.:)
...
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Rahi Zindagi To Phr Baat Ho Ge...
Na Rahi Zindagi To Bus Yaad Ho gi...
Ki Ho Koi Galti To Maff Kr Dena...
Kya Pata Ye Zindagi Ki Akhri Rat Hogi.....
" Hoti Nae Dosi Kabi Chehre Se"
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"Dosti To Dil Se Ki Jati hai"
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"Soorat Unki Khud Hi Payari Lagti Hai"
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"Kadar Jinki Dil Se Hoti Ha"...
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Firends "BALLOONS" Ki Tarha Hoty Hain...
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1 Dafa Hath Se Choot JaYen To
Wapis Nahe Aatay..
Is Liye Meine SoCha Hai..
K
Ap Ko Thusssssss
Kr K Apni Jaib Mein Hi
Rakh Loon...=
Miss U Pakaanayoooo.....
Ik Sardar Sarak K kinary Lgy Drakht Ko katt Rha Tha Achanak Us Ka Kulhara
Us K hath Se Nikal Kr Gatter Me Ja Gira
(Sardar Preshan Hoa Or Rone Lga)
Achanak Ik Jin aya Or Us Se Rone Ki Wja Pochi ..
Us Ny Waja Batai..
Jin Gatter Ma Gya Or Ak Golden Color Ka KulharaNikal Laya...
Sarsar Yamera Kulhara nae ha...
.
.
Jin
Oo Mama Tera Hi Ha Otton Tatti Poonj K Wekh,
Eda Tun Honesty Is the Best Policy
Da Hero Na Baan......&nbs...
Girl:
Janu Soo Jao Dekho Rat k 2 Baj rahy hn..
Boy:
Neend Nae a Rahi.
Girl:
Jaan Q itna Sochty Ho Mery Bary Mein,
Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey,
Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon..
Boy:
O jaa Bibi Apna Kam Kar Menu Apni "Light" Di
Tension Lagi Hoi Ay Ty
Tenu Apny Isaq Di Agg Lgi Ay........
Pakistani Awam Ki Insaniyat K liye 3 Hidmaat asi Hn K Dunia Mein
Koe Hamara Mukabla Nae Kr Sakta....
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1.Bhai g Motorcycle Di Light Bnd Kr Lawo.....
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2.Bhai g Motorcycle Da Stand Chuk Lawoo.
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3.Bhai G baji da Dupata smbhal Lawo......
1 Arbi Bathroom Ma Phone Py Bat Kr Rha Tha
PATHAN Ny Suna TO Andr Jaa kr Arbi Ko Boht Mara .....
Logo Ne Pocha ...
To Pathan ny Jawab Dia K
Ya Kameena Bathroom Ma TILAWAT Kr Rha Tha... ...
1 Dfa Meri Girlfriend Ny Muj Ko Apny Ghr Bulaya
Ma Ghr Puhncha Or Bell Di..
Uski Choti Sister Ny Darwaza Khola,
Wo Bohat Pyari Thi ..
Muskura k Boli Ap Boht Smart Ho
Filhal To Ghr Pr Koe Nae Ha...
Me akeli Hon
Apka Kya Mood Ha...
Me Muskraya Or Apni Bike Ki Taraf Wapis Jany Laga
Uski Puri Family Ghr Sy Bahr aA Gae ....
Or Meri Shrafat Ki Taref Karty Hue...
Muj Ko Galy Lagaya Or Kha"Hm
Ko Rishta Manzoor Ha"...
.
.
Ab Ap Sy Kya Chopana
K
Ma To Bike Ko Lock
Karny Ja Rha Tha........
2 Lover Park Me Bethay Aik Hi Cup Ma Ice Cream Kha Rhe Thy..
Ankho Me Ankhe Dal K
Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itni Ghoor Sy Kya Dekh Rhy Ho??
Boy:
Thori Thori Kha "Pukhiye"...
2 Pathano Ki Larai Ho Rhi THi
1st Pathan:
Hum Tmhara Kapra Phar K Tum Ko Nanga Kar Dey Ga...
2nd Pathan:
Oa Khana Kharab Serious Larai Ma Romantic Baat Mat
Kr....