kht pyass lagi hoe thi.

Pathan ko rozy me boht sakht

pyaas lagi thi.

.

Pas betha admi pani pee raha

tha

.

Pathan Dua Kerte Ghussay se

Asmaan Ki taraf dekh Ker bola:

.

Ya Khuda agar is admi ko Hum

ne Jannat me dekha to Hmare

Hathon iska Khaer Nahi.

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Pathan Hamara shadi Karwao

Pathan:

Hamara shadi krwao

Bap:

Kis k Sath?

Pathan:

Dadi K Sath

Baap:

Kute K Bacha,Wo Hamara 

Maa Hy

Pathan:

To tm ne Hamara Maa K Sath

Shadi Ku Kia

hum badla le ga

:p :D

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1 pathan or 1Punjabi

1 Panjabi Or 1Pathan

Chacolate Store me gaye 

Panjabi Ne 5 Chacolate Chori 

Kr K Jaib me rakh Li Or Bhar 

A gya.

Or Pathan Say

Bola:

Tum na hath ki Safai dekhi?

Pathan:

Ye to Kuch b Nai Ao 

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Pathan Mobile Mey Kuch Songs Load Karwany hey

Pathan:

Mobile Mey Kuch Songs

Load Karwany Hey

Dukandar:

Memory Card Hai..?

 Pathan:

Shnaakhti Card Hai

Memory Card to Abhi

Nai Banvaya...=D

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Sardar Pathan Sy Yar jb Jahaz

Sardar :
             Yar Jahaz Jb Urta He To Uska Gate Q Band Ho Jata Ha
Pathan:
            Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad
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           Yar Koe Juice Ya Kulfi Wala Na Charh Jay..... 

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1 Arbi Bathroom Ma Phone Per Bat Kr Rha Tha

1 Arbi Bathroom Ma Phone Py Bat Kr Rha Tha

PATHAN Ny Suna TO Andr Jaa kr Arbi Ko Boht Mara .....

  Logo Ne Pocha ...

To Pathan ny Jawab Dia K

Ya Kameena Bathroom Ma TILAWAT Kr Rha Tha... 

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2 Pathan Darya Ma Thora SaDahi

                 2 Pathan Darya ma Thora sa Dahi Dal Kr  Chamche Sy Hila Rahe Hoty Hn
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                3 Pathan Ata Ha Or Khta Ha Ya Kya Kr Rhy Ho......
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                Wo Kahty Hn Lassi Bna Rhy Hn To
                3 Pathan Khta Ha
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              itni Zayada Lassi tamhara Baap Piey Ga Kya:D

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Intelligent Pathan Ak Pathan Rozana

                                                       Intelligent Pathan

                 Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle Py Rait Ki Bori Rakh K Border Sy
                 Guzrta  tha...

                 Police Us Ki Checking Karti To Bori Ma Sy Rait K
                 swa Koch Be Na Niklta...

                 Ek Din Police waly Ny Pathan Sy Pocha K Tm Kis
              Cheez Ki Smuggling Karty Ho??

                Pathan Bola; Cycle Ki...O teri Khair Ena
                Intelligent......

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Pathan Apny 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hospital Ly K gya

               

               Pathan: 
            Apny 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hospital Le Kr Gya...
                        Dr:
            Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai  Khelai??
             Pathan:
            Nai Kal Ya Ro Rha Tha To Bas Ma Ny

            1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi Bs........

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2 Pathano Ki Larai Ho Rahi Thi

2 Pathano Ki Larai Ho Rhi THi

1st Pathan:

              Hum Tmhara Kapra Phar K Tum Ko Nanga Kar Dey Ga...

2nd Pathan:
              Oa Khana Kharab Serious Larai Ma Romantic Baat Mat 
                  Kr...

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Pathan Car Ma Larki Sy Pyar Kr Rha Tha

Pathan:
            Pathan Car Ma Larki Sy Pyr Kr Rha Tha...
Police:
           Kya Ho Rha Ha ???
Pathan:
            Payr..
Police:
           Mera Numbr Kb Aay Ga???
Pathan:
           Larki K bad..!!

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Pathan Galti Sy Samander Ma Gir Gya

Pathan:
                  Pathan Galti Sy Samander Ma Gir Gya ...
            Dhobte Dhobte Us K Hath Ma Machli 
            aa Gai....
            Pathan Ny Usay Pakr Kar Bahir Phenk Dia
            Or kha...
            Tm To Apna Jaan Bachao...
            Hamara Allah Malik Ha...

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Pathan Muj Ko Rat Ko Neend Ma Khotay

Pathan:
                  Mujhy Rat Ko Neend Ma Khotay Football Khalty Nazr Aty Hn.

Dr: 
        Aj Ye Goli Kha Lena.

Pathan:
                 Kal na Kha Lon??
Dr: 
      Aj Q Nae

Pathan:
                  Aj Unka Final Ha......

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1 Pathan Jab B Kapry Dhota

1 Pathan Jab B Kpray Dhota.
  
   To Barish shuru ho jati thi .

1 Din Dhop Nikli Hui Thi To Pathan Ne Shukar Ada Kya Or Dukan Se

    SURF Lenay Chala Gya,

Jab Dukan Ma Enter Honay Lga To "Badal" Bohat Zor Se Garja.

   Pathan Badal Ki Tarf Dekh Kr Bola " KIDHR???

Mai Ty Nimko Len Aya WaaN...

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Ganday Kapron Ko Istari Kr Rha Tha

Pathan :
                   Ganday kapron ko istari kr rha tha..

Dost:
            Kya kr rahy ho??? Kapry to dho laity

Pathan:
                   Istari kr k dho lunga bad me light ka koe pata ni hota ..

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