Hamesha Apni Pasand K raste Pr Chalo

Hmesha Apni Pasnd  k raste

pr Chalo,

Apne alfaz me bat kro

Srf wo kro jo dil kahe

Or phr dekhna 1 din sari

dunya kahegi

"Begrat hai kisi

ki nhi sunta,,,,

hahahaha=D

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Agar ap chahty hn

    (wazifa)

Agr App Chahty Hn K App

Ka Ghr Pak ho jae

Ghr Me Farishty Aen,

Ghr Me Brket Ho,Ghr Se

Preshani khtm hojae,

To?

Plz App Ghr Se Nikal Jaen.

Shukriya 

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Admi to Bajli apne karam

Admi to bijli :

apne karam ki kr adayen krdy

idhr b tu nigahen.sun rahi hy na

tu ro raha hn me

bijli :

bhula dyna mje hy alvida tuje

jeena hy mere bina

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O teri kher bijli ne b ashqui 2

dekh li :D

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Winter Magic

"Winter Magic"

1 glas Me Thnda Pani Lain

or

Usy Apny Qreb Bethy Shaks

Pe Dal Den.

Wo Thnda Pani Usay Garm

Krdega or

Wo Uth Kr Apko Thnda

Kr dega.

Must Try.

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Girl Tum muj sy Kita Pyr karty ho

Girl:

Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karty

Ho?E

Boy:

Main Tum Se Bohat Pyar Krta

Hon

Girl:

Phir Bhi Kitna..?

Boy:

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Ek Indian ek SiaLKOTi se

Ek Indian ek SiaLKOTi se:

Kutton aur Pakistnio main

kia farq hy...?

SIALKOti replyed: border ka...=D

hahahaha...=D

Loooo dasso SIALK0Tian naal

jugtaan?...=D

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Bas Ab Eid Kaproon Ki Fikr lagi Hogi Tumhe

Bas ab EID k kapron ki fikar
lagi hogi tumhe

 A dost

Chapal ka intizam to
jummah ki namaaz mein
kar lya ho ga.=D

 (',')oye hoye
<()>aerosoft,@=D

   ''PASHA''

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Girl janu Soooo Jaoooo

Girl: 
         Janu Soo Jao Dekho Rat k 2 Baj rahy hn..
Boy:
       Neend Nae a Rahi.
Girl:
       Jaan Q itna Sochty Ho Mery Bary Mein,
       Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey,
       Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon..
Boy:
       O jaa Bibi Apna Kam Kar Menu Apni "Light" Di
       Tension Lagi Hoi Ay  Ty
       Tenu Apny Isaq Di Agg Lgi Ay.......

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2 Mokon Par Insan Apny doston Ko Be Bhol jata ha

2 Mokon Per Insan Apny Doston Ko Be Bhol Jata Ha....
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1."Jab Paper aata Hoo...
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2.Jab Baryani Me Achanak Boti Mil jaye...
('.') Para'n Hoja
/)(\ Hath Na
| | Mari...:

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Pakistani Awam Ki insaiyat k Liya 3 Hidmat

Pakistani Awam Ki Insaniyat K liye 3 Hidmaat  asi Hn K Dunia Mein
Koe Hamara Mukabla Nae Kr Sakta....
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1.Bhai g Motorcycle Di Light Bnd Kr Lawo.....
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2.Bhai g Motorcycle Da Stand  Chuk Lawoo.
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3.Bhai G baji da Dupata smbhal Lawo.....

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Ek Baat Muj Ko Rat Ko Soney Nae Deti Dost

Ak Baat Mujhe Soney nahi Deyti .....
Ae Dost =
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Akkar Bakkar Bumbey Bow 80+90 

Keven 100???

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1 Dfa Meri Girlfriend ne Mujhy Apny Ghr Bulaya

1 Dfa Meri Girlfriend Ny Muj Ko Apny Ghr Bulaya
Ma Ghr Puhncha Or Bell Di..
Uski Choti Sister Ny Darwaza Khola,
Wo Bohat Pyari Thi ..
Muskura  k Boli Ap Boht Smart Ho
Filhal To Ghr Pr Koe Nae Ha...
Me akeli Hon
Apka Kya Mood Ha...
Me Muskraya Or Apni Bike Ki Taraf Wapis Jany Laga 
Uski Puri Family Ghr Sy Bahr aA Gae ....
Or Meri Shrafat Ki  Taref Karty Hue...
Muj Ko Galy Lagaya Or Kha"Hm
Ko Rishta Manzoor Ha"...
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Ab Ap Sy Kya Chopana  
K 
Ma To Bike Ko Lock 
Karny Ja Rha Tha.......

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2 Lover Park Ma Bethay Ak Ice Cream Kha Rhy Thy

2 Lover Park Me Bethay Aik Hi Cup Ma Ice Cream Kha Rhe Thy..
 Ankho Me Ankhe Dal K

Girl Sharma K: 

                        Ap Itni Ghoor Sy Kya Dekh Rhy Ho??
Boy:

       Thori Thori Kha "Pukhiye":)

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1 Bus Main Baba G Ka Paon Larki K Paon Py Aa Gya

                            1 Bus Main Baba G Ka Paon Larki K Paon Py A Gya
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                           Baba:
                                      Sorry.....
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                          Larki:
                                    Shut Up....
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                          Phir 1 Handsome Larky Ka Paon Larki K paon Per a Jaata Hai
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                          Larka:
                                     Sorry...
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                          Larki "With Smile" it's Ok No Problem
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                        Baba G Jal K Boly:
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                        Na Kaki Mery SoRRy Dey Spelling Galat San...

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Larki Apny Boyfriend Ko Narz Krny K bad

Larki:
             Apny Boyfriend Ko Narz Karny K Bad Sms Py Kasy
             Manati Ha:
            1st Hour: sorry
            2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
            3rd Hour: Plz Bs 1 Dfa Baat Kro
            4th Hour:Plzz Reply Jaan
            5th Hour:Plzz Itna Narz Mat Ho
            6th Hour:I am Sorry,I w'll Die Agr Tm Ny Bat Na ki To
            7th Hour:Dafa Ho,,100-Larky Ghumte Hain Tery Jese..
            Sar Pe He Charha Ja Rha Hai Bhaar Main Jaa....
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Boy:
          Sorry Dear Blance Nae Tha....
Girl: 
         Ooh...
         It's Ok Love You Jaan 

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Larkian Apny Boyfriend Ka Naam Aisay Save Krti hn

                             Larkian Apny Boyfriend Ka Naam Koch Aisay Save Krti Hn
                             1-Jaanu
                             2-Jaan
                             3-My Love
                             4-Sweet Heart
                             5-Sona
                            Aur Larky Apni Girlfriend Ka Naam Asy Save Krty Hn
                            1-Basheer Plumber
                            2-Goga Pan Wala
                            3-Afzal Tonda
                            4-Sulman Chaa Wala
                            5-Battry Low
                            6-Meeda Tikyan Wala
                             Hahahahaha      

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1 Aurat Drakht Pay Bomb

1 Aurat Darbaar Par Bomb Rakhti Pakri Gai..

Officer: 
            Tum Yahn Bomb Q Rakh Rhi Thi ???

Aurat:
          Dair Tk Tak Sochti Rahi Or phr Boli 
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OoOoOo 
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Main ..>>>>
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Sukhya c...

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Roazy Darooo .......

Roazy Darooo ....
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  (-_-)
  <)(>
_/"/_

 Has V Lya Kro Kadi.....

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